Russia claims its only hitting military targets. What does the Kyiv Mayor say to that? "BULLSHIT!" he spits. A former boxing champion, Vitale Klitschko delivers knockout sound bites that get straight to the point. Feel free to share #Ukraine #Kyiv pic.twitter.com/GvFs7ZWIUz
— Chris Reason (@ChrisReason7) March 16, 2022
Indeed Chris Bell reckons he has a pretty good grasp of the English language.
He has a good grasp of the English language.
— Chris Bell (@draperbell) March 16, 2022
Leading Le Chou to snark: Zelenskyy Thought Janez Janša And Charles Michel Were The Same Person: ‘Both Say They’re EU President. Both Bald, Both Useless’
Zelenskyy Thought Janez Janša And Charles Michel Were The Same Person: ‘Both Say They’re EU President. Both Are Bald, Both Useless’ pic.twitter.com/OvwPq0CUA6
— Le Chou (@LeChouNews) March 15, 2022
Meanwhile in Strasbourg the Russian flag was removed from the Council of Europe following Russia’s exit.
Strasbourg today: Russian flag removed from the Council of Europe following Russia's exit.
Strasbourg last week: Ukrainian flags outside the European Parliament. pic.twitter.com/Oi1CsplmDr
— Monika Kokoszycka (@MonKokoszycka) March 16, 2022
Czech designer Vaclav Kudělka aptly changed the logos of well-known companies to express their boycott of Russia
Czech designer Vaclav Kudělka aptly changed the logos of well-known companies to express their boycott of Russia pic.twitter.com/X4o3ZEbPOG
— Jiri Bgr Vlasak (@jbgrv) March 15, 2022
I hereby challenge Vladamir Putin to single combat! Stakes are Ukraine
I hereby challenge
Владимир Путин
to single combat
Stakes are Україна
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 14, 2022
Right then, this is getting increasingly bizarre: who on earth had billionaires challenging dictators to a fight for other people’s property on their 2022 bingo card?
Anyone else have billionaires challenging dictators to a fight for other peoples property on their 2022 bingo card?
— Aaron (@CryptoDipdo) March 15, 2022
Tech bro and regular weirdo Elon Musk took to Twitter to challenge Putin to a fight…
I hereby challenge
Владимир Путин
to single combat
Stakes are Україна
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 14, 2022
Some thought his Iron Man delusions are getting out of hand.
Damn, his Iron Man delusions are getting out of hand.https://t.co/SZCzniddOB
— Anonymous Operations (@AnonOpsSE) March 15, 2022
Others that “reality is broken.”
Elon Musk: "I hereby challenge Vladimir Putin to single combat, stakes are Ukraine. Do you agree to this fight? I'm absolutely serious."
Since when does ?'s richest man casually challenge the head of a nuclear power to a 1v1 battle in the midst of war? I think reality's broken. https://t.co/4jDDus7Lix
— Stefan Antonino ?? ?? (@StefanAntonino) March 14, 2022
Have you tried turning it off then on again.
But one pointed out that billionaires and heads of state betting on stuff they don’t own, is par for the course.
Ah yes! Billionaires and heads of state betting on stuff they don't own, as usual.
— bsiq (@bsiqbsiq) March 16, 2022
His flex? Exki is actually fine
What’s the deeply-held view you have that would get you excommunicated from the Brussels bubble?
Here’s mine – Exki is actually fine
— Eoghan Walsh (@eoghanwalsh) March 14, 2022
Getoar Fazliu claimed The Borschette building is not *that* horrible
The Borschette building is not *that* horrible
— Getoar Fazliu (@geto_r) March 15, 2022
The European Commission has too few spokespersons.
— Pieter Van Maele (@pvmaele) March 14, 2022
Irem Ates said Place Lux on Thursdays is overrated and is not that fun!
Place Lux on Thursdays is overrated and is not that fun! Brussels surely has much better places to offer a great night out.
— Irem Ates (@irem_trky) March 15, 2022
Jennifer Rankin claimed the grey skies are beautiful, the commune bureaucracy is efficient, Brussels drivers are very considerate and always stop at the pedestrian crossing.
The grey skies are beautiful, the commune bureaucracy is efficient, Brussels drivers are very considerate and always stop at the pedestrian crossing (ok I made the last one up).
— Jennifer Rankin (@JenniferMerode) March 14, 2022
Berlaymonster had the audacity to suggest the vast majority of lobbying efforts are entirely ineffectual.
The vast majority of lobbying efforts are entirely ineffectual. https://t.co/9kImAqLZoJ
— Berlaymonster (@Berlaymonster) March 14, 2022
But Andrew Manasseh took the biscuit stating, for the record, High-level multi-stakeholder events are as sexy as a baggy pair of Y-fronts
High-level multi-stakeholder events are as sexy as a baggy pair of Y-fronts ?
— Andrew Manasseh (@andimanas) March 15, 2022
Source: euractiv.com
